Drunk Republic

Short sleeve t-shirt

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Embark on a journey of sartorial satire with our "Eco-Elite Irony Tee," featuring the iconic and paradoxical quote from John Kerry, U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate: “A private jet is my only choice.” This t-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a witty nod to the often ironic world of environmental advocacy.

Crafted for those who appreciate the finer nuances of humor, this tee subtly highlights the dichotomy of preaching carbon emission reduction while jet-setting in private luxury. It's perfect for both death metal fans who enjoy a darker shade of irony and rap enthusiasts who appreciate sharp, pointed commentary.

Key Features:

Material: Made from a super soft tri-blend, this t-shirt ensures comfort, making it ideal for both climate marches and casual hangouts.

Design: A sleek, minimalist font underscores the message, allowing the irony to speak louder than words.

Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed fit, catering to all who wish to make a statement.

Durability: High-quality print that withstands the rigors of both passionate debates and mosh pits.
Ideal for:

Wearing at environmental rallies to spark conversations.
Adding a touch of humor to your daily wardrobe.
Gift for friends who love a good dose of irony and are tuned into the political climate.

Remember, with this t-shirt, you're not just wearing a statement, you're embodying the complex layers of political satire. Order now and wear your wit on your sleeve... or in this case, across your chest!

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28